Pacman’s Brain on eBay

Supporters of Pacman Jones won’t like this. Pacman’s detractors might get a chuckle from it. No matter which camp you’re in, you’ll probably wonder about this guy’s sense of humor.
He placed Pacman’s brain up for sale on eBay. Here’s the product description he gave:

Now you too can use the same thing as our famous, or infamous, cornerback. Have what it takes to have all of that God-gifted talent and hard-earned money and throw it all away. You can show us what it takes to win on the field but, you will have alot left to prove off the field. Go Titans!

The opening bid was 32¢ and the seller’s approval rating is 92.9% positive. The listing doesn’t say if there’s a money-back guarantee.
Update: As of 7:30 a.m. CT Saturday morning, there have now been 10 bids, with the current high bid at $15.50.

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